Thursday, 21 May 2015

Facebook comments on topper boy

Sarthak Agarwal topped HSC by scoring 99.6%.

These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook...

(Don't blame me if you die laughing)

1. Don't publish this in newspaper. We have parents to answer.

2. Itna toh mere phone ka battery bhi charge nahi hota...

3. Ye ladka kalpanic hai.
Iss ka vastav se koi sambandh nahi hai.

4. Badhai ho...
Aaj 8 saal ho gaye mere XII ke results ko.
Aaj fir daant padi.

5. Apsara pencil se likha hota, toh 0.4% bhi mil jate...
Extra marks for good hand writing.

6. Tu roadie nahi banega...
You don't give your 100% - Raghu

6. Mere purre graduation ke 3 saal ka total bhi itna nai jitna tu ek exam mein laya hai, kaminey...

7. Not a big deal.
His tutor is Rajnikant...

8. Congrats dude, you are the reason my parents have so many expectations.

9. Itna toh dettol kitanu nai maarta...

10. See Sarthak, i don't know what tough times you would have gone through.
Lekin beta is tarah se padhaai pe gussa nahi nikalte...

11. Mein toh agar apna paper khud check karta, toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata...

12. Itne marks me to Garib ke 3-3 bacche pass ho jate hein....

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